May 2013
I’m so freaking happy right now ahshsjshahahahsjensnshshsjamajs
bnagbros:
a-very-weird-and-clever-boy:
bnagbros:
Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn
Still cheaper than most porn
wtf kind of porn do you watch
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
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benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
I just really want to take a weekend long vacation away from my house.
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
